I saw this in GodsLilTurnish dA journal and after much sputter laughing, I had to do it for myself.
Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?w
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
You need a Danger.
Yes, I totally look at myself in the mirror every morning and say that. *sarcastic*
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
I'd walk a mile for a Danger.
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Come see the softer side of Danger.
4. How would you answer a booty call?
Bring out the Danger.
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Always after me Danger.
6. To someone you dislike?
There's first love, and there's Danger love.
*snortlaugh* maybe 5 & 6 should be switched around haha
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
You press the Danger, we do the rest.
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Sweet as the moment when the Danger went "pop".
O__o; is this what happens when Danger isn't allowed to pee?
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Don't say brown, say "Danger".
No wonder I'm failing xD
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Australians wouldn't give a Danger for anything else.
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Too orangey for Danger.
*blinks* So I'm tasting people now??
12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Just do Danger.
o__o; that sounds wrong.
13. What are the best words to describe you?
Danger born and bred.
haha cool! x)
14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
My Danger to yours.
15. Your last words before you die...
We want to be smiths Danger.
*blankstare* I'm reminded of The Matrix...
16. Your message to a special someone..
Danger - it does a body good.
17. Title of this post will be..
We're with the Danger.